Aleister's dramatic reading of Stalking is Love, in particular the deliberately terrible impressions of Marz Gurl, The Nostalgia Chick and Diamanda Hagan.
On a related note- Aleister's audition tapes during the Faust and Schizophreniac reviews.
Anytime Hagan does one of her 'field tests' based on something in the movie reviewed.
From the review of Schizophreniac the Whore Mangler- "Necrophilic anal rape before the five minute mark. That’s impressive. If you're not me."
Later in the same review, her look of utter boredom during a particularly slow murder sequence.
Even later, her outrageous laughter during a horrible murder scene involving styrofoam and a baseball bat forces you to laugh with her.
"This is not a film. This is a piece of performance art designed to test how long someone can act like The Ultimate Warrior in public before getting arrested. Spoony, you unoriginal bastard."
Her commentary about the sex/murder/transformation into blobwoman scene from Faust: Love Of The Damned
Diamanda: Because having dwarves at the level of her breasts is one of the many things that turns on Slutula, Princess Of The Night, she fucks him. Albino gangster watches because this turns him on, she then cuts his throat because that turns someone on, but killing men before they can report on what the fuck happened doesn't turn anyone on, so... she gets turned into French softcore porn legend Lola Ferrari. And then slowly into something from Eraserhead: The Porno if there should ever be one.
Starrbooty: I'm gonna hunt you down like an angry crack whore looking for her baby daddy on pay day! You got that ass-bag?
Hagan: Minion, note down that insult for future use!
Minion: Mistress, how many Fs are in whore?
"I'm watching a cunnilingus scene between two people with cocks. That's new!"
"Drag: When a man wears what a lesbian won't!"
"Why haven't the police got involved?" "They have got involved, mistress! They just took the hotdog stand!" "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MOVIE! *bang* Don't interrupt me."
From Confessions of a Trickbaby: "She discovers... the stairs into my basement."
Also from Confessions of a Trickbaby, Diamanda FINALLY gets a lesbian sex scene, and intends to celebrate.
Diamanda: Minions, release the celebration hookers that I've been keeping since we started doing these reviews! WE! HAVE! SAPPHISM!!
Minion: Er...Mistress? I'm sorry, but we kinda forgot to add air holes...
Minion: We could raise them up with some ropes and pulleys... but it's been a year, so we're gonna need a lot of rope...
In her Apocaylpse 3 Review has Host Hagan interact with Voiceover Hagan, and blame the writer. Writer Hagan then says "Sure, blame the writer." and Host Hagan has Writer Hagan kidnapped and tortured. Voiceover Hagan and Host Hagan instantly become unfunny and awkward because Writer Hagan writes their lines. Host Hagan does a little dance in order to distract the audience whilst Voiceover Hagan comes up with lines. It fails. They reinstitute Writer Hagan. This.. This really makes more sense when you watch it.
During her review of "The Next Doctor", the conversation between Moffat and RTD on Moffat's Hand Wave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Matt Smith.
Made better in that Moffat is voiced by Linkara and RTD is voiced by Welshy.
"It just struck me; this is a horror film! But instead of scares, it's porn."
"The movie can pretty much be summed up like this: Voice over, talk, sex, voice over, sex, sex, talk, voice over, sex, sex, sex, MUD!, sex, voice over, talk, sex, MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKE!, voice over, sex, sex, sex, talk!"
From The Knackery, Aleister re-enacts his takeover to a bemused minion, which is hilarious in itself, but then tries his hand at reviewing Ireland's second Zombie movie and wonders aloud, "How do those images appear on the screen?"
In the review for Necromaniac, Ron Atkins' name appears on every credit. Diamanda Jokes that one of them will be "God: Ron Atkins". Cue one more screen: "Special Appearance by Ron Atkins as Jesus Christ". Diamanda's reaction: "I was fucking kidding!"