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 Light: I am...

L: I am...

Light & L: ...Team Co-Co!/Team Leno!

Ryuk: Hey guys, I'm Team Edward!

Light & L: Shut up...

An Abridged Series by kpts4tv, mac_sly56 and Arkonid based upon Death Note. The 1st season consists of 14 episodes, including a parody music video. The 2nd season currently has 9 episodes. They also have had contests to encourage fan participation.

This series focuses on Light and how he is trying to get rid of any famous celebrities that he doesn't like, primarily teen idols. Like the original anime, he is also trying to become god of a new world. Light and L are pretty much the only smart ones in the series, but the side characters have quite a few memorable moments. Even the creators of the show have a power struggle throughout the series. Oh, and Matsuda is Australian.

Tropes used in Death Note the Abridged Series (kpts4tv) include:

 Ryuk: ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is...

Light: (thinking) ...shoes... I need to get shoes...

  • Axe Crazy: "innocent!Light" after he comes to believe that Higuchi slept with his girlfriend. Also:

 Souichiro: We're killing Watari too? BONUS!

 Light: No one is listening to you, Ryuk.

Sayu: What does Ryuk mean?

Light: Uh, It's my new name for you. It means Ke$ha in Japanese.

 Ryuk: But you just slaughtered fifteen people, and then laughed about it!

Light: Yeah ... good times ... hahahaha.

 Ryuk: But if you give up the notebook you'll forget all about me.

Light: GOOD!

 Misa: That fire was pretty scary-the whole complex burned down! Those poor orphans!

 Light: (*sighs*) Do yourself a favor. Hang up. Now.

Near: Okay. (*hangs up*) Hey guys, wasn't that hilarious?

 Matsuda: Chief, doesn't your son use a computer?

Chief: I don't understand what you're saying.

Matsuda: Chief, your son might be Kira.

Chief: I still don't understand what you're saying.

 Light: First I gotta get my stupid watch open. Aw, there we go...

L: What's that Light?

Light: Oh I'm just excited we caught Kira is all. Hey look, they're bringing him in right now... Ow!

L: Are you okay?

Light: Yeah I'm fin-OW! I'm okay OW! DAMMIT!

L: Light, do you need me to come over there?

Light: No, no. I'm okay. I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.

  • Cower Power: Near after Mello kills most of his agents:

 Near: Light, everyone's dead... at my Clubhouse, everyone's dead.

Light: What do you expect me to do about it?

Near: I need an adult.

Light: I’m hanging up now.

 L: Well Light, you're taking this rather well.

Light: I'm gonna kill that son of *bleeeeeeeep*

 Light: Hmmm I have two notebooks now. I only need one. I think the choice is obvious. Ryuk... after everything we've been through together... I'm going to keep Rem's.

 Light: What are you, ten?

Near: I'm twelve!

 Light: Alright everyone, I've been playing a lot of Modern Warfare 3—we can do this!

 L: Na na na na booboo, stick your head in doodoo.

 Light: I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment?

Mr. Yagami: Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.

Light: I just don't understand what could be so important...

Misa (in stripper-ware): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! And with the door unlocked! Bye!

Ryuk: I'll be right there my little apple pie.

Light: Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.

 Light: Misa, stop that! That tickles!

 L: Seriously, you wrote your ransom note on Death Note paper?

Light: But it was the only paper I could find... whoops I mean Sayu could find!

 Light: Now Misa, we may be killers but we're not murderers. We're more like... custodians, cleaning up the filth of the world.

 Mr. Yagami: Good, because I already started the fire.

 L: Bad Light! No killing!

  L: Light is Kira and Misa is the Second--

Souichiro: The second? The Second what? ...Oh my God, she's the Second Coming!

 Souichiro: Light, I am your father.

Light: I know that dad.

 L: If you think my death was complete bull then clap your hands and shout 'I believe in faeries.' Ha! I was just kidding! I'm dead but I can still manipulate you people. We have all the footage of you acting like an idiot in front of your webcam. I win. But on a serious note if the fans get a few hundred likes up before the next episode I will come back to life.

 Light: ...and then we can kill him, right?

L: No, Light we're not going to kill him.

Later at Higuchi's arrest:

Light: Put a headset on him-I want to talk to him. WHAT! DID YOU DO! TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

 Light: Hey guys, the Shinigami's dead! I totally killed it! With magic powers that I totally have!

 Raye Penber: So far all I have is from TV Tropes.

 Near: The passcode is 1-2-3-4-5.

Director Mason: Huh? That's the same as on my luggage.

 Mr. Yagami: How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my other daughter for free!

Light: ... (*Death Glare*)

Mello: No, no! I don't want that! I just want the death note!

Mr. Yagami: What if I paid you?

Mello: I! do! not! want! Your! kids! Just the Death Note!

 Light: Well, we've been outside talking for awhile and we've decided to make it official. I LOVE L! AND HE LOVES ME! I'm going to dump Misa so I can be with L!

Everyone: Gasp

L: No, I think you've misinterpreted the situation...

 Mello: No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ever! The first thing he did when he was born was he flipped me off!

Near: Mine's bigger.

 Matsuda: La la la la la I'm not listening!

    • Misa refuses to acknowledge that Light is gay.

 Light: Now I need a place to stay.

Misa: You want to move in with me? Yay!

Ryuk: Ha!

Light: I... *Sighs* this is the worst day ever!

 Light: Wait, L has successors? I thought we were done with him! Oh I hope I don't have to go against the entire alphabet.

 Ryuk (to brooding Light): Did you want to talk about it?

 Higuchi: What's the point of having minions if they don't do your work for you! I should be watching the Home Shopping Network in my underware but NO, I have to go out and commit a murder!

    • And:
    • Also when Mello's mafia minions kidnap an old grey-haired guy...

 Mello: I asked you to bring me Sayu Yagami. A 17 year old girl. Does this look like a 17 year old girl to you?

Minion 1: No...

Minion 2: Yes.

 Naomi: You really need to die at the end of this series.

Light: Yeah, like that would ever happen.

    • And:

 Light: It's been five years and no sightings of L's ghost. I think I'm in the clear.

L: ~Still haunting you.~

Light: Dammit!

    • Also:

 Light: I can just sit back and have the taskforce do my dirty work for me. There is no way this could possibly go wrong...

 Roger: Wait, I thought of a great idea for a TV series! You two should work together! It would be like the Odd Couple except with kids chasing dangerous criminals! One of you will probably die though.

Near: It will be you, Mello.

 Light: *looking at porn* Oh, that girl's got a pretty ... face ... OH, check out that hot guy in the backgroun-uh, I mean, check out those classifed files in the background ...

Ryuk: Gay.

    • As L comments, "It's very creative how you dot your 'i's with hearts."
  • Trouser Space:

 Light: As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—my pants.

Misa: Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!

Ryuk: You're not missing anything.

 Light (Glowing Eyes of Doom): I loved you L and you smashed my heart into a million pieces. I will never love again.

Ryuk: Light, uh... you're scaring me.

Light: Oh Ryuk, I haven't even begun to scare you yet!

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