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 Ryuk: That hat looks really stupid on you.

Light: Shut up. I'm trying to look nonchalant.

Ryuk: Nonchalant equals knit cap?

Light: I thought it'd make me look less like a criminal.

Ryuk: You thought wrong.

Light: Shh. I'm leaning.

A Death Note Abridged Series by StackedSugarCubes Currently five episodes long--with one special Halloween episode.

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  L: If I wanted to hear stupid questions from stupid people I'd call on Matsuda.

 L: Matsuda, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Matsuda: I got a compliment!

  Light: Would this make me a murderer? Why, yes, yes it would.

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  L: I do exist unless you want to get into all that Existentialist stuff, which I don't.

 Light: Dammit! I knew one day he'd be onto me I mean on top of me I mean...

L: You're saying this out loud... and it's turning me on.

 Ryuk: If you do that, you'll be the only bastard left.

Light: Yep!

  Ryuk: I love 80s pop!

 L: ...just like all those guys in high school who'd push me in the shower... I'm not a woman Scott Johnson!

Light: L will start to sweat... and then he'll have to take a shower...

  Ryuk: A date? With a girl? How out of character!

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