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"You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I am my own action figure! Say, if I look like Ryan Reynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"
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 Wolverine: "You know what your problem is Deadpool? Ya never learned to take anything seriously!"

Me: "Is that my problem? I thought my problem was that I was crazy."

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 -- Wolverine's insight on Yours Truly.

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Taskmaster: "I didn't let you do anything. I mean, I shoved my sword through your chest! Truth is, you're that good. You've always been that good. Which won't even get you a cup of coffee until you can figure out how to be a professional..."
Tasky telling me why I don't get many jobs...and that I'm the best in the business!...and crazy.
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"Yay, now is fighty time, fighty time, blood blood blood!"
—Fighty time is the best time!
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"You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams and force him to do what you want him to do unless you're his real parent! He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the good porn! Someone like me!"
—Me saving baby!Nate from the clutches of evil. I couldn't help it! He was so cute! And he called me da-da!
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"Oh, I've missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together."
Fourth Wall Breaking at it's finest. I should give lessons.
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The Cat: But how do you plan to get it to Cable in time?

Deadpool: We got this whole don't ask, don't tell thing goin'... not that there's anything wrong with that. Bodyslide by two...

The Cat: Don't ask, don't tell--? ...Oh. Oh.
—Yup, me and Nate were Ho Yay-tastic back then.
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 -- I need help. And a pony.

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