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[Batman and Robin catch Catwoman unmasked, and recognize her as Bruce Wayne's love interest.]

Robin: Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!

[Sad music plays as Batman stares pensively into the distance.]

Robin: Batman, I...

Batman: Say no more, Robin. It could be... compromising.

Robin: Of course.

Batman: It's just... one of those things, in the life of every crime fighter. It means nothing. Snap on the Batcuffs.

[Whilst Green Arrow and Batman are currently tied to a "Cat Themed" Death Trap, this exchange occurs]

Batman: You've let larceny taint your loveliness Catwoman.

Catwoman: My pet cats will soon silence that insolent tongue of...did you say lovely?

Green Arrow: Less talk, more utility belts, huh? Are you even listening to me?

[Both continue ignoring Green Arrow]

Batman: Lovely, yes, but evil too. Give up this life of crime Catwoman. Allow me to help...rehabilitate you.

Green Arrow:...Wait, are you two flirting?

Catwoman: Aww. Always trying to declaw me Batman. Which is why I must clip your wings. Permanently.

Batman: Not if I collar you first.

Green Arrow: You are! You're flirting! Flirterers!

[After they break free and Catwoman escapes]

Green Arrow: Ugh. You have so got the hots for her.

Batman: Nonsense. My only interest in her is rehabilitation.
Catwoman: "My real prey is, and shall always be, Batman."

[Batman and Catwoman are caught in the middle of a Foe Yay filled altercation]

Black Canary: *Ahem* Are we interrupting something? 'Cos it sure looks like we're interrupting something.

Batman: Huntress. Black Canary. I was just...we were just...I can handle Catwoman on my own.

Huntress: So we see, Romeo.
Bat-Mite: "No offense-- I mean, you're my hero and all -- but relationship advice? From you?! 'Oh, Catwoman... Let me kiss you! I mean arrest you! I mean kiss you! I mean arrest you!'"

Terry: This kind of thing ever happen to you?

Bruce: Let me tell you about a woman called Selina Kyle...

Jenn: "I'm a law-breaker! I break the law! How's that make you feel?

Quantum Cop: "I uh... uh..."

Jenn: "Maybe later I could wear this and shoplift something...right in front of you..."

Rex: "So that's it, then. We're always going to be on opposite sides."

Circe: "Well, it does keep things interesting."

Othar: Young lady, that's no reason to be soft on a villain! What did I tell you about getting romantically involved with evil?

Sanaa: "It's not a bad way to kill time, as long as it ultimately results in the total destruction of her lair and the ruination of her nefarious plans!"

Othar: Oh. Yes. Well, I meant--

Red Arrow: (to Aqualad) Take Sportsmaster. Cheshire's mine!

Cheshire: Mmm, so territorial and only our third date.

Cheshire: Why, Arrow! If you wanted another date, you only had to ask.

Artemis: You two are dating?!

Red Arrow: What! No!

Cheshire: Ugh. Why deny the attraction?

"I have absolutely no intention of controlling you. I want you to act on your own accord."
"Act how? Suicide? Is that why you've been torturing me?"
[chuckles] "Oh, my God. Jessica, I knew you were insecure. That's just sad. I'm not torturing you. Why would I? I love you."
"You have been ruining... my life."
"You didn't have a life."
"As a demented declaration of love?"
"No, obviously. I... I was trying... to show you what I see. That I'm the only one who matches you... who challenges you... who'll do anything for you."
"This is a sick joke. You have killed innocent people."

"Oh, well, that... That milquetoast little man-boy? He interrupted me while I was leaving you a present, which, apparently, you didn't even find. Come on! You cannot pretend he didn't irritate you, too. I wanted to slap him after 30 seconds. I know. I realize this will take time... [inhales deeply] But I'm gonna prove it to you."
Kilgrave and Jessica Jones, AKA Jessica Jones
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