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- If Cyberswine decides to contact the Chief of Police about the Tech Prototype Courier Droid, this is what happens:
Cyberswine: Chief, are you feeling calm right now?
Chief: Of course. Why wouldn't I be calm? I'm very calm. (Beat) WHAT?!
Lieutenant Sarah Lee: What did he say?
Cyberswine: Something about you being fired and me being made into a toaster.
- If Cyberswine decides to behave aggressively towards Speedo the Tech Prototype Courier Droid after catching him, this conversation will follow:
Speedo: I am Tech Prototype Courier Droid. Got a problem with that? Changed my programming and got smart. ♪Now I call my own shots♪.
Lieutenant Sarah Lee: Yeah, well the shot you just called is landing you ♪three to five in the robo pen♪.
- When Cyberswine encounters Speedo once again, he can try to be nice to him. The resulting conversation is hilarious:
Cyberswine: Yo Speedo, how they hangin'? You get around?
Speedo: Huh? What are you talkin' about, hmm?
Cyberswine: Man, what are you doin' here?
Speedo: Just waiting for you, cyber boy.
Cyberswine: Say what?
Speedo: Yeaaaaah. Draino told me to.
Cyberswine: But why?
Speedo: Who knows? That old robot’s a weird dude, but ya do what he says. Anything I can help you with, hmm?
Lieutenant Sara Lee: Where did you see the boy?
Speedo: Man, what’s with her?
Cyberswine: Hey, man, answer the little lady's questions. Man, you be uncool.
Speedo: Uhh, look, quirky policeman.... You’re meant to be streetwise man, huh? You’re talkin’ like an ass, hahaha.
Cyberswine: Huh. Just tryin’ to be cool.
Speedo: Man! If cops were meant to be cool, they wouldn’t need round donuts to prove they ain’t square.