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Oh, monster of so little size... is that a parasprite before my eyes?

Cute is... disturbing and unnatural.

Cute Is Evil happens because people (both In-Universe and in Real Life) slide to the cynical end of the Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism. It is also related to the phenomenon of people losing the ability to think critically around cute things. In places where critical thought is vital, cuteness can be the cover for a Person of Mass Destruction.

Parents and older siblings tend to hate cute. Brothers especially hate cute, as it is contrary to more manly forms of expression. Male television executives in charge of programming try to keep girls liking cute as long as possible.

Cute is often evil in Darker and Edgier works. In extreme cases, cuteness is a sign of someone being an Uncanny Valley inhabitant or Eldritch Abomination.

A frequent component of Subverted Innocence tropes such as Cute and Psycho, Corruption by a Minor, Killer Rabbit and Crap Saccharine World.

Very often the core of morally questionable, if not outright malevolent, children types such as the Creepy Child, Kids Are Cruel, Deliberately Cute Child, Spoiled Brat, Evil Orphan, Little Miss Con Artist and especially the Enfant Terrible, who exists mostly to enforce this trope.

If they succeed at causing death and destruction, this trope will likely overlap with Grotesque Cute.

Contrast Beauty Equals Goodness. Compare Beauty Is Bad, a milder form.

Examples of Cute Is Evil include:


Anime & Manga

Art

  • While not "evil" per se, New York's Japan Society is having an exhibit called "Bye Bye Kitty!!!", which is a reaction against the kawaii aesthetic.


Card Games

  • Magic: The Gathering has an Unglued card called Infernal Spawn of Evil. With a name like that, you're expecting some sort of demon, perhaps an Eldritch Abomination. It's...a mouse enjoying hot cocoa.
    • In the sequel set, Unhinged, they introduce Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil, which is the same mouse, holding its cocoa in one forepaw, and its baby mouse in the other forepaw.
    • On a more serious note, the non-joke set Ice Age included the Hyalopterous Lemure, which is pretty cute for a black card. Reportedly, the artist had never heard of a lemure (a minor evil spirit) and drew a lemur instead.
  • Very literally in the horror-themed Munchkin Bites, where a fearsome high-level monster simply titled "The Evil" looks a whole lot like... a fuzzy little kitty cat.


Film


Live Action TV


Literature

  • Baby Veil in Outcast of Redwall sends Bryony into paroxysms of Cuteness Overload, even when he's actively in the process of biting her. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't work when he's in his teens and starts playing with poisons.


Music


Newspaper Comics

  • Nermal in Garfield has attracted serious Hatedom for being cute and preoccupied with his own cuteness.


Video Games

  • A lot of monsters in RPGs, but especially Tonberry (If you're in any way experienced, it can manage a One Hit KO.) and Cactuar (not so bad when they can just do 1000 damage, but they often can do 10000) in Final Fantasy.
  • Lakitu in most Super Mario Bros. games. He rides around on a smiling cloud, has cute glasses, is harder than hell to kill, and drops eggs on you that hatch into spinies when they hit the ground. The obvious exceptions are Super Mario RPG, where he's just another enemy, and the Kart games, where he actually grabs you if you fall off the track.
  • The main villains of Razes Hell are an army of cute creatures that decide to wage a genocidal war against the ugly creatures of the world.
  • Marx from Kirby Super Star. When you think all of the good characters in Kirby are cute and the baddies are ugly, you are all wrong. Marx starts from being a really cute, armless jester-like being. He bounces on a really colorful beach ball, proving his innocence. Later, he turns out to be the main villain all along, but was ultimately defeated by Kirby himself. In Kirby Super Star Ultra, he transforms into the freaky-looking Marx Soul by the power of Galactic Nova.
    • Aside from Marx, there is also Scarfy. Don't let it's cute looks fool you; once you inhale it, you're in for a nasty surprise...
    • Waddle Dees on the other hand, the servants of the malicious King Dedede, invert this. There are a few friendly Dees who help out Kirby on his adventures, most notably Bandana Waddle Dee, King Dedede's right-hand man.
  • B.B. Hood from Darkstalkers.
  • The balloon Pokémon Drifloon looks cute, but it tries to kidnap children.
    • Let's also not forget about Litwick, which pretends to be a helpful guiding light which in reality is attempting to steal your life energy. Its evolutions are just as cute and even worse.
  • In Kingdom of Loathing, one of the most evil, foul, reprehensible creatures of in the world is... seals. Adorable little seals. Naturally, one of the character classes is the Seal Clubber.

Webcomics


Western Animation

  • The Jimmy Neutron episode "Attack of the Twonkies" is all about this -- cutsie little fuzz balls morph into POINTY BALLS OF TERROR when they hear music.
  • On Total Drama Island, Duncan is afraid of Celine Dion music store standees.
  • On Robot Chicken, in a Dragonball Z parody, the characters go to the North Pole. Their enemies? Little Drummer Boy, the Nutcracker, and Composite Frosty/Santa Claus. But the Big Bad is Mrs. Claus.
  • Baby Doll of Batman the Animated Series looks like a cute little girl but is a really a psychopathic adult.
  • In Hoodwinked, the villain is the bunny rabbit that follows Red around all the time.
    • In the sequel, those dang "innocent" children they were trying to find.
  • Jimmy, the effeminate squeaky kid on Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, generally isn't the most affable sort. But he has on occasion demonstrated Chessmaster prowess -- and ruthlessness -- to rival Machiavelli.
  • Kitty, a cute white cat who happens to be a minor villain, from The Powerpuff Girls.
    • "Sweet 'N Sour" should probably be placed here.
  • The Woodland Critters from South Park.
  • Adam Lyon from My Gym Partner's a Monkey has a run-in with the "Petting Zoo Kids" in one episode. These are a clique of doe-eyed miniature animals that use cuteness as a cover to pilfer unsuspecting victims who succumb to a "huggie". Adam loses all of his clothes following a few encounters and losing his good judgment around them. Eventually he turns the tables by cornering and shaving off their fur, removing their cute charm.
  • The Adventure Time episode "Conquest of Cuteness".
  • Lotso Bear from Toy Story 3.
  • On Drawn Together, we have a Strawberry Shortcake Expy, whose people almost completely exterminated Wooldoor's. Since nobody but the two characters had ever heard of this, we can assume they have been as successful at denying it as the Turks have been in denying the Armenian genocide. Oh, and she tries to kill Wooldoor.
  • The Flores from the My Little Pony episode "Fugitive Flowers" look like cute and harmless talking flowers, but are really monstrous invasive weeds who trick Posey into protecting them from the creepy-looking Crabnasties who are trying to capture them, then proceed to transform and go on a rampage.
    • My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic has the parasprites from "Swarm of the Century". While they don't seem to be actively malicious, they're still adorable, multicolored bug/fairy critters who breed rapidly and devour all the food they can find. Basically, they are the unholy spawn of Tribbles and Piranhas.
    • A downplayed example in the same show can be found in Angel Bunny, who is, well, a bunny. While not evil he can often be an egocentric, spoiled Jerkass. A particularly low moment (which he will probably never live down involved slapping Fluttershy and kicking her out of her house because the meal she made for him had no cherry on top --- this would have been bad enough on its own, but it is fact that he only made such a response after Fluttershy apolgized for the lack of cherry on top of his salad, when before he had been about tuck in cheerfully, that truly catapulted him into infamy amongst fans.
      • He has gotten a fair amount of Pet the Dog moments with Fluttershy (and he has had Butt Monkey moments as well) since then, probably because of the fan backlash from the above-mentioned bullying of Fluttershy.
  • Clare of Titan Maximum, whose bio states "she loves cute things and desires to be the cutest thing in the entire solar system! Oh, and by the way, she’s completely evil."
  • The Gigglepies from Fairly Oddparents, who hypnotize people with their cuteness in order to sell their merchandise and destroy planets.
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