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  • The gang discusses the day Kennedy was assassinated:

 Will: I was playing touch football at recess.

Scotty: Recess? I thought you were, like, forty-five when that happened.

Lilly: No, you're thinking of when Lincoln was shot.

Will: Keep it up. See what happens.

  • In one episode Scotty and Will cut off the end of Nick's best necktie. The next episode Nick gets even as only he can: stapling Willl's tie to the case file he's reading and taping a sign to the back of Scotty's shirt that reads "Ask Me About Erectile Dysfunction".
  • "No Drugs Today" from the episode "Glued": Scotty, Will and Nick sitting on a street corner in lawn chairs, munching on burgers and flashing their badges at every car that drives by. At the end of the night they're standing around a burn barrel and Nick's wishing for marshmallows.
  • Will busting a move in the squad room at the end of "Disco Inferno", after being razzed about disco by his colleagues earlier in the episode.
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