LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Well, if you insist.
Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity, gay rights activist, and (aspiring) porn star and self-described "edutainer" who produces and acts in transgressive videos.
Not to be confused with the football player of the same name.
- Attractive Bent Gender: He makes a disturbingly good-looking woman when he tries, much to some men's dismay.
- Bishonen: A disturbing example.
- Brother-Brother Incest: He once pretended that his lover was his biological brother. For some reason. Perhaps playing up the Depraved Homosexual stereotype for shock value to get more views?
- Butt Monkey: Probably one of the all time greatest on the Internet, to the point that even TV shows quickly took to mocking him. When a parody of him appeared in Meet the Spartans, he commented in a video that it really freaked him out.
- Camp Gay
- Deep South: Where he was raised by his grandparents.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: His appearance on Tosh.0 seemed to give no physical indication that he's a guy.
- Effeminate Misogynistic Guy: He says he will KILL any woman he sees with a gay man. He says SHAVING is harder than giving birth. He claims he came out of his mom's vagina with his nose covered....
- Mr. Fanservice: Recently he stopped cross dressing and became much more masculine and hairy looking. Just around the same time he started trying to get into the porn industry.
- Loony Fan: Even Britney was embarassed.
- Ruined FOREVER: How some felt when he cut his hair and grew Perma-Stubble.
- Self-Deprecation: His Web Redemption on Tosh.0 ended with Daniel apparently beating him to death with a baseball bat while he was under a blanket.
- Serious Business: Britney. 'Nuff said.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Compared to archenemy Perez Hilton, he's probably the most modest person on the planet.
- Stupid Statement Dance Mix