Reality Is Unrealistic

• 
  All Deserts Have Cacti
• All Flyers Are Birds
• 
  Aluminum Christmas Trees
• Audible Sharpness

• Bang Bang BANG
• Beeping Computers
• Beneficial Disease
• Bitter Almonds
• Blown Across the Room
• Boom! Headshot!

• Common Fan Fallacies

• Dreaming of a White Christmas

• Eagleland Osmosis
• Endangered Souffle
• Enhance Button
• Everyone Gets Their Turn
• Evolutionary Levels
• Explosive Decompression

• Guns Are Worthless

• Heart in the Wrong Place
• Hollywood Density
• 
  Hollywood Hacking
• Horny Vikings

• Incurable Cough of Death
• Instant Death Bullet

• Kensington Gore

• Lead the Target

• Multiethnic Name

• Only a Flesh Wound

• 
  Percussive Maintenance
• Politically-Correct History
• Ptero-Soarer

• Quicksand Sucks

• Raptor Attack
• Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic
• Reality Is Unrealistic
• Reality Is Unrealistic/Laconic
• Reality Is Unrealistic/Quotes

• Space Does Not Work That Way

• Technicolor Science
• Telepathic Sprinklers
• 
  Television Is Trying to Kill Us
• 
  The Coconut Effect
• The CSI Effect

• Unrealistic Black Hole

• Your Costume Needs Work