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Samantha Carter: I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I've dated recently have died.

Pete Shanahan: As in...

Carter: Dead.

Pete: How?

Carter: Various circumstances.

Pete: I'll risk it.

Elf: Kevyn...I'm cursed. Everybody who gets close to me gets killed in nasty ways.

Kevyn: You're not cursed. Sure, Hob died, and we all miss him, but I'm still alive.

Nick: Didn't you get killed, like twice while we've been here?

Kevyn: Nick, you're not helping.
James Heller: You're cursed Jack, everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead.
Every time the Doctor gets pally with someone, I feel the urge to notify their next of kin.
Rory Williams, Doctor Who
Okay, you know what? Ignoring EVERYTHING...have you forgotten the average lifespan of your hookups?
Dean to a love-potion-drunk Sam, Supernatural
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