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Describe Candle Jack heis a very handsome guy.
That was fast.
As you can see, speaking or merely typing the name of this Freakazoid villain (voiced by Jeff Bennett) will result in the speaker being abducted by said villain. Thus sentences tend to abruptly end when Candle Jack's name is spokane, Washington is a lovely city.
This is going to be a busy day for me, isn't it?
A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack" andgoes offscreen for a couple of scenes.
You guys just aren't that bright, are you?
For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, that guy is a villain from the cartoon Freakazoid. He looks a little bit like the Batman villain, the Scarecrow, or the Ben 10 alien Ghostfreak, a bit like Oogie Boogie, and kind of like the Pokémon Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's pretty creepy for a children's cartoon. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately defeated by his love of pie), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. Memetic Mutation has popularized the Candle Jack abdul? She's pretty pretty, but I wouldn't take her last name.
In the original toons nobody got kidnapped in the middle of a sentence, but that's really the only way to make the joke funny in a written format. Though the general rule is that he's nice enough to hit Submit for you on the way ou.
Might as well be polite.
Oddly enough, on Game FAQs, there seems to be a bit of Serious Business on whether Candle Jack deletes your signature or nEVER! I'm not that cruel.
I'm gonna need more rope.
Seriously, if you actually see someone complete their sentence after saying his name, it's a full six-pack in the drinking game. The only thing worse is when someone posts in a thread about him and disappears without ever having said his name.
24 months sober.
Candle Jack may or may not be a part of the SOCIETY. You're lucky I can finish off your laziness. That was probably on purpose.
Are we almost done here? I have an appointment to keep.
Now somewhat of a Discredited Meme, as can be expected if everyone who uses says 'Candle Jack' disapWhoa, hey, not my fault.

Has even infiltrated theOther Wiki - see the entry for Freakazoid

This wave of abduction lead to an interesting question : Who clicked on the 'save' button to validate all those unfinished messages ?

  • Candle Jack himself, of could concievably go on forever if you guys don't learn, soon.
    • Oh, that's very polite of him! Thank you, kind Candle Jack, that's very kind of you're welcome.
      • This is getting ridiculous; I refuse to pretend that every time I say Candle Jack he cuts you off? Okay then!
      • When are people going to learn that saying Candle Jack is asking for trolling coming your way? You're making my job easy.
      • I still don't see what's so wrong about ending a sentence with Candle Jack. -Don't forget the full stop on the way out.
      • You guys are all idiots! At this rate, Candle Jack is going to have to charter a bus? Good idea.
      • I wonder what Candle Jack does to the tropers he kindly takes out for a drive? Why, we go for a nice brunch! I even pay for the little ones, too.
      • Will I be okay if I refer to his name as a foreign one? Like Candle Jacque or something similar? No, that won't help.
      • Okay, this is getting ridiculous. The cartoon this guy appeared in stopped airing years ago. I honestly don't think that Candle Jack is still...I stand corrected.
      • I'm out of rope. Good going.
      • Alright, I think it's safe to say Candle Jack everybody. Nope.

No one can stop me! Not even the goddamn Batman! Wanna bet? Holy Cra

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