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 Ronald Miller: I want to rent you.

Cindy Mancini: You want to rent me?

Ronald Miller: Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.

Cindy Mancini: Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.

Ronald Miller: Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.

Can't Buy Me Love is a 1987 teen movie starring Patrick Dempsey as Ronald Miller, a high school nerd who spends a month as the fake boyfriend of the school's top cheerleader (and his long-time crush) Cindy Mancini by paying her $1000 to replace her mother's dress. Ron quickly becomes one of the popular kids and ends up leaving his old friends and Cindy behind, but rapidly drops in status once the ruse is revealed.

Can't Buy Me Love was remade in 2003 as Love Don't Cost A Thing (NOT the other way around), this time with a black cast.

Provides examples of:

 Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!

 Ronald Miller: You broke your arm once before, remember? You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital.

Kenneth Wurman: Yeah, you cried all the way.

Ronald Miller: We were all friends then, remember?

 Cindy Mancini: Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others.

Ronald Miller: Me change? Never.

 Ron: Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

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