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  • This excerpt from Calvin's speech from "CALVIN FOR PRESIDENT!":

  "Look, the point is…SUSIE DERKINS IS A SNOB! That's right! She looks down on those who do mildly worse than her. She berates the barely smart. She constantly puts me down! THE WOMAN HAS NO IMAGINATION! SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF 'MAKE-BELIEVE'! IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO GIVE A SNOWMAN A LOBOTOMY, SUSIE! STOP BEING SO CLOSED-MINDED!"

  • This brief exchange from "The Alien Huntress":

 Sheila: "Hello, I'm Sheila."

Calvin: "Nice. I'm leaving."

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