FANDOM


WikEd fancyquotesQuotesBug-silkHeadscratchersIcons-mini-icon extensionPlaying WithUseful NotesMagnifierAnalysisPhoto linkImage LinksHaiku-wide-iconHaikuLaconic

What can be more completely and pointlessly evil? Burning the orphanage, of course! Besides, burning harmless orphans have an enjoyable smell.

Seemingly a Dead Unicorn Trope, mostly used for Comedic Sociopathy. This is very very rarely positive, the only way it can is if it's an Orphanage of Fear, but then again, the management of the latter usually makes it so some orphans are unable to escape the fire.

Examples:


  • In Daisy Owl, Steve accidentally presses a self-destruction button in the orphanage.
  • From Cracked:

  If they ever make a sequel [of Volcano], they should save a city from a glacier by burning down an orphanage.

  • Ansem Retort does this in the first strip.
  • In Looking for Group, Richard says "that orphanage attacked me." Later made into a t-shirt with flames in the background.
  • Not as much evil, as dangerously incompetent, but the management of the Shalebridge Cradle orphanage in Thief: Deadly Shadows allowed a fire to spread through it, forcing them to relocate the surviving children. Of course, they were the same people who semi-converted it into an asylum...
  • The Adventures of Dr. McNinja: In "Space Savers", King Radical claims that he's stealing a warhead so he can fire it at an orphanage. However, given that we later learn that this is something of a non-standard warhead, it's possible that Radical's plan was ultimately benign.
    • Yeah, it was. But since he left the warhead with McNinja, he had to demolish it a mundane, non-radical way off-screen.
  • Lynx, evil panther-man villain of Chrono Cross, burned down an orphanage (in flashback), in case you didn't already hate him enough.
  • Lothar Hex in Exterminatus Now tells a story about him hiding in an orphanage once. He blinded all the children so they couldn't recognize him and killed the youngest one to scare the others into silence.
  • This Megatokyo strip during the Playstation 2 shortage in its early days.
  • In a flashback in Hellbound, The Ditz struggles in her bonds as she's being burned at the stake and accidentally throws firebrands into an orphanage or children hospital.
  • If it counts, the eponymous pirates of the Abney Park song "Airship Pirates" shoot down a ship with "a crew of nuns and orphans".
  • In Monster, Johan orchestrated a riot amongst the staff and children in Kinderheim 11 that lead to it burning to the ground. Given the events that took place inside, it was probably for the better.
  • Terumi burned down the orphanage that housed Ragna, Jin, and Saya in Blaz Blue's backstory.
  • Psychonauts: On the "Lungfishopolis" level, you rampage across a tiny town in a parody of Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever movies as terrified citizens scream around. Several of their lines refer to the orphanage, which you apparently keep just missing while destroying the generic-looking buildings.
    • A slightly later line reveals that the building you destroyed really was the orphanage. The puppy orphanage. How could you?
  • Black Mage discussed burning down an orphanage early in Eight Bit Theater, after White Mage was horrified that he burned down the retirement home.
    • When he tries to prove that Black Magic isn't inherently evil, she gives him the scenario of an orphange being on fire. Before she can even finish asking what he'd do, he gleefully starts describing the spells he'd use to pick off the survivors.
  • More of a burn the temple, but this is what happened to Anji from Rurouni Kenshin that made him into a Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds; the temple where he has looking after orphans was burned down, and all the orphans killed.
  • In MS Saga the orphanage in which our main hero Tristan grew up in was burned down, pushing him onwards to seek justice.
  • In Jade Empire, you can find an orphanage that, rather than being burned, was FLOODED... with all the children still locked inside... clawing at the door to get out while the waters inexorably rose... all while the manager was off somewhere drinking. Several of the children have lingered as ghosts - one desiring revenge over the manager, the other merely wanting to find peace and move on. You can track down the manager for them, and find that he's been reduced to a human wreck by guilt. He's terrified of returning to the orphanage, but you can drag him back there anyway, and once faced with the anger and pain of the children's spirits, he'll accept his fate... whatever that may be.
  • The townsfolk in the TV movie Love Takes Wing. On the one hand, they believed that the orphans were spreading cholera. On the other hand, they wanted to burn down an orphanage. Somehow the town is portrayed as generally a nice place to live in the sequel.
  • Milder variation: In The Muppet Christmas Carol, the ghostly Marley brothers (Jacob and Robert, played by Statler and Waldorf) reminisce about the year they shut down the orphanage on Christmas, leaving the kids in the snow with their frostbitten teddy bears.
  • Referenced in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (the movie), when Zurg threatens to hit "The Planet of Widows and Orphans" with his mind-control ray.
  • Dragon Age contains a side quest where you have to hunt down a criminal inside an orphanage. Once inside, you find a site that more closely resembles an slaughterhouse.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.