Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3 E21 Graduation Day Part 1/Quotes

[Faith pulls a knife.] "Put that away! I'll scream!" "Who wouldn't?" —Lester and Faith

"Guess who our commencement speaker is?" "Siegfried?" "No." "Roy?" "No." "One of the tigers?" "Come out of the fantasy, Will." —Xander and Willow

"The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction." Oh, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together." "You never get even a little tired of hearing yourself speak, do you?" [to Giles] "That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her." —Wilkins and Buffy

"I think we could be dead in two days and you're being Ironic Detachment Guy." "Would it help you if I panic?" "Yes! It'd be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis. And everything's really scary now, you know? And I don't know what's going to happen. A-a-and there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after high school, and I was really looking forward to doing them, and now we're probably just going to die, and I'd like to feel that maybe you would--" [Oz kisses her.] "What are you doing?" "Panicking." —Willow and Oz

"Anything in there that connects him to the mayor?" "I looked through it, but the only thing I understood were the commas." —Angel and Buffy on examining Lester's papers

"I'm just glad Faith is such a suck shot." "We're sure it was her?" "Well, I've narrowed down my list of one suspect." —Buffy and Giles

"When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit." "Welcome to the world of romance." "It's horrible! No wonder I used to get so much work." —Anya and Xander

"Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes." "You told me I was just like you. That I was holding it in." "Ready to cut loose?" "Try me." "Okay then. Give us a kiss." —Faith and Buffy