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In the first of one of his "my love interest is a monster" moments, Xander falls for a substitute teacher who preys on virgins.

Tropes:

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 Giles: That's all he said? Fork Guy?

Buffy: That's all Cryptic Guy said -- Fork Guy.

Giles: I think there are too many 'guys' in your life.

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 Dr. Gregory: If you read the homework you should know the two ways that ants communicate.

(Willow strokes Xander)

Buffy: Touch...

(Willow sniffs Xander)

Buffy: B.O.?

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 Xander: It's the most beautiful chest... dress I've ever seen.

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