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Rimmer: Well, I'd have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desires, had an illicit liaison. A liaison that an unforgiving society would not accept. And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.

Lister: What are you saying?

Rimmer: I'm saying, Lister, that there's a very real possibility that your parents were brother and sister.
Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"

Jessica: Yeah the Cullens are all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

Angela: Jess, they're not actually related.

Jessica: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird.

 Harper (to Justin): Oh, where are you staying?

Alex: Here.

Harper (to Alex): He's already moved in?! Oh, you do not respect the code of dibs!

  • Later:

 Theresa (Justin's and Alex's mom): Justin is a great catch. You should go out with him.

Alex: Eww, gross.

Theresa: That's exactly how I felt about your father when I first met him and, now, he's my big cuddly bug!

Alex: Eww, grosser.

  • Another lines:

Justin: If you were 15 years older, I would ask you to dinner. Mi amor.

Alex: Ok, that's really weird.

Caligula: To tell you the truth, I couldn't give a damn about Drusus and Nero.

Claudius: But they're your brothers.

Caligula: Yes, I know. But then you don't like Aunt Livilla and she is her sister. Now I love my sisters, uncle.

Claudius: Yes, I know...
Azaka Kokuto: I am what you would call a troubled young lady. I am going to explain myself so there won't be any misunderstandings. I am not troubled with the fact that I love my own brother. I seriously love Mikiya to the point where I can't believe it myself. I got adopted by my uncle, entered a boarding school in Reien, and lived away from Mikiya so that he would forget about me being his younger sister.
"Son of God or son of man, Marseille; you can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it."
Herr Starr, Preacher (Comic Book)

Leia: Luke's my brother.

Han: Then why were you always kissing?
Atia: You fucked your sister! You little pervert!

Kyousuke: The concept of love between siblings is accepted as a legitimate theme under official publishers! Is there any difference between them? No. New stories, old ones, they're all the same!

Ayase: W-what are you doing, dragging gods into our story!?

Kyousuke: Love between siblings has always been an inherited story, ever since the era that humans first appeared!!
I got to 212 before having to vomit, though there was plenty of horrified convulsing.
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