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  • Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
    • A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  • A triple Brick-joke pile up:

 Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

A: Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

A: Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant in, then close the door.

Q: The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the animals are there except one, who doesn't show up?

A: The elephant; he is in the fridge.

Q: You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?

A: Just swim across it: the crocs are at the animal conference, remember?

    • A variation of the elephant in fridge joke:

 Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?

A: Four, two in the front two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?

A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.

Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?

A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How can you tell when there's two elephants in your fridge?

A: They giggle when the door's closed.

Q: How can you tell when there' three elephants in your fridge?

A: It's getting hard to close the door.

Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.

    • Another elephant joke:

 Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From jumping out of palm trees.

Q: Why is it dangerous to enter the jungle between the hours of 2 and 4 pm on Saturday afternoons?

A: That's when the elephants are jumping out of palm trees.

Q: Why are pygmy's so short?

A: They were dumb enough to go into the jungle between the hours of 2 and 4 on a Saturday.

    • Also try:

 Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?

A: Someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

A: He was holding onto the first one.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

A: He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.

Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?

A: He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.

    • Another version:

 Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

A: 'cos he was dead.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

A: Stapled to the first one.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

A: Peer Group Pressure.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die?

A: Koalas landed on him.

    • Another one:

 3 guys are at heaven's gate being reviewed on their lives when how they died was asked by a guy who was already in line ahead of them.

1st guy: I was really paranoid that my wife was cheating on me so I decide to come home early one day and suspecting that there was a man in the room with her, searched for the lover all over the room. Unsuccessful, I saw a shadow on the window and in a fit of rage, picked up the trunk at the foot of the bed and tossed it out at the shadow, had a heart attack and died.

2nd guy: I was really happy because I just got a job washing windows when suddenly, a dresser came flying out from inside, hit me, causing me to lose balance and fall to my death.

3rd guy: Well, for me, I was jogging when I stopped to catch my breath. When I looked up and saw a trunk and a guy falling towards me...

Guy ahead of them: Man that's tough, but at least you all know how you guys died. I don't even know what happened to me. All I know is that I was hiding in a trunk from some crazy guy and next thing I knew, I was here...

  • One day, two guys were walking in a forest. Suddenly, one stops the other.

 Guy 1: You see that?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That elephant.

Guy 2: What elephant?

Guy 1: The one in the cherry tree.

Guy 2: ...You know, I think my wife uses that color of nail polish.

    • An alternative follow up:

 Q: What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

A: Giraffes eating cherries.
 

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