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Live shows

  • Anytime in the stage shows that Rik and Ade break out of character.

 Richie: Oh Eddie! Think what we're missing, like a script

Eddie: Well, we're not missing a script; it's just that you can't fucking remember it!

Richie: Oh Eddie!

Eddie: And every time you can't remember it you go, Oh Eddie!

Richie: Oh Eddie, fuckin'... A-ha!

Eddie: He probably hasn't got the right one.

Richie: Oh fuck!

    • Best example is in Hooligan's Island when the Japanese WW 2 bunker is accidentally revealed in Act 1 rather than Act 2. Rik cracks up, and takes roughly about 5 minutes to recompose himself to a point where they can actually continue with the show.
      • "There was little mistake there, wasn't there? Did you spot it? Bastards."
    • The "sad and tragic news" scene in the first show is very much similar.
  • When a Frenchman appears on the beach in Live 3 Eddie says he left a 8ft long kayak on the beach. Richie thinks he meant the Frenchman left a turd there.
  • There's also this scene from the second live show.
  • Eddie getting shat on by an albatross. Ade breaks character just to get his point across about how irritating the scene, and continues in a sarcastic tone.
  • Richie being revealed to be wearing a pair of y-fronts made from a pair of washing up gloves.

 Eddie: What the fuck happened to you? It looks like you've fallen into one of Ronnie Corbett's condoms and a raspberry flavoured french tickler to boot.

 Richie Eddie get downstairs immediately. I've got the sprouts.

Eddie Go and see a doctor.

Richie Eddie come and help me unload my vegetables.

Eddie I shall do no such thing you foul pervert.

  • Alright me skip jap flip flap slippy dip lipstick oh look Mrs jones bommer harris tweed cat in hat it might be raining actung baby psycho ward 10 minutes please gentlemen it's the lavvy express thunderpants are go!
  • Eddie enters a Special K competition.
  • This from the second live show:

 Richie So here I am in the witness box spikey spikey huge dangling knob, everything's great.

Eddie Gonna get a stand in for that are you? normally they'd just have a body double but in your case it'd probably have to be a body treble wouldn't it? (Richie bows to Eddie in worship)

  • From the third live show:

 Richie (after being hit on the knob with a poison dart) Eddie read that last bit again.

Eddie nnnd.

Richie no read more than that.

Eddie oh, snnnd

Richie Give it here, I'll do it myself. The. dart. is . poi. son. ed. oh fate! oh nemesis!

Eddie Oh fuck!

  • when the audience participate in second live show

 Audience HAVE A WANK!!

Richie welcome to sophisicated Oxford

  • "Now you listen to me, buster! You're just a door! I'm Rik-[Thrust!]-Fucking-[Thrust!]-Mayall! CLOSE!"


  • The whole camping trip from 'Bottom's Out'
  • The outtake tape known as 'Fluff'

 Richie: I think there's something outside.

Eddie: Well there's bound to be something outside. You cant expect the universe and it's entire contents to be constained well fuck bastard bollocky bums!

Richie: He couldn't do it in rehersals either.

  • Eddie drinking a full bottle of bleach and richie dragging him upstairs by the legs, on a rope, whilst sing his own version of the sailor's hornpipe. See the trivia page.
  • This quote, and the many others of its kind:

  Eddie: Rightey dokey, matey-bloke-flap-old-salty-seadog-amigo-skip-jack-jockstrap-piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

  • This word of advice:

  Eddie: Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady."

  • This masterpiece of innuendo from 'Bottom's Out' when Richie is fishing: Richie: "My grandfather was a trawlerman you know". Eddie: "Oh that's what they called them in those days was it?"
  • Sprouts Mexicain?
  • This montage of Double entendres from terror

 Eddie: Nevermind all that. Hows your sausage!?

Richie: Oh you mean my sausage not my penis? Well it's a complete disaster. I mean you put it the pan you set fire to it and it gets incinerated.

Eddie Well mabye we should eat our flakes (holds up a pack of corn flakes)

Richie Oh right I'm getting Double Entendre disease.

Eddie Can I drink your Juice?

Richie (looks disgusted) Oh right okay I'm going mad this this morning.

Eddie Someone's giving our knocker a damn good banging.

Richie Right I'll grab my sausage and give a good seeing to.

  • The chess game from 'Culture'.
  • During the episode 'Hole', Eddie and Richie get trapped on a ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.

 Eddie: Hang on, Rich. Although we and indeed the whole BBC respect people's rights to believe in whatever they wish, [to the camera] because we don't want to get in the shit on this one, [back to Richie] we don't actually believe in God, do we?

Richie: Tch, no.

Both: Shit! {{[[[Puff of Logic]] hand disappears}}]

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