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  • In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"
  • "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
  • An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:

 Borat: Do Jesus like me?

Pastor: Absolutely, Jesus loves you!

Borat: Do Jesus like my sons?

Pastor: Jesus loves your sons.

Borat: Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?

Pastor: He loves your brother, Bilo.

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?

Pastor: Yes, he loves everybody.

Borat: NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe.

  • Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:

 Borat: Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.

Politician: Ah, thank you. (eats it)

Borat: With milk from her tit.

Politician: (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)

  • "This is Urkin, the town rapist."
  • "This is Natalya. (passionately kisses her) She is my sister."
  • The Kazhakstan National Anthem at the closing credits.
    • Borat is still wreaking havoc even after his character has been "killed off"; the anthem was used in lieu of the real anthem at a real-world sporting event.
  • "The Jews have shifted their shapes!"
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