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Projectile weapons (eg .44 magnum) exert less force than a punch from a ballerina. If you find this astonishing, I suggest you retire to a zen garden with a rubber ball and recite Newton's Third Law of Motion until you attain enlightenment.
Kakos Daimon, Black Library Forums

On the TV screen, the bad guy flew about four yards backward, as though he'd been hit with an anti-tank rocket instead of a mere 9-mm pistol round. "I wonder where you buy those."

"We can't afford them, O great accounting expert!"

John almost spilled his remaining beer at that one.
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