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A fantasy/humor Webcomic about Bunny, an assassin-for-hire in a mash-up of feudal Japan and Ancient China. Hired by Lord Farnalan (when his own personal Ninjas failed) to kill the Head Clan of the Asaki Clan.

Things go well at first, until Wolf Fang enters the picture. Then things go down to hell, becoming embroiled in a war with spirits? and the journey to found some kind of... pearl?. It's confusing, mainly because the story is told from her point of view and she tends to fall asleep during the long boring speeches.

She wears a pair of bunny ears and a fluffy tail on the back of her skirt, oh and no underwear. While it could be considered SFW, it's very heavy in blood and doesn't pull punches in the most brutal deaths.

It can be found here.

Not to be confused with Blade Kitten.

Tropes used in Blade Bunny include:
  • Action Girl: Bunny herself.
  • Affably Evil: Bunny, beside her figure and snarkiness, she is pretty much a complete sociopath with no sense of guilt whatsoever.
  • A Form You Are Comfortable With: Played for laughs when Bunny expresses disgust for being stared at by a big gooey dragon's eyeball that is bigger than she is. The dragon then voluntarily shrinks down small enough to punch out.
  • Anachronism Stew: This is a setting done in a mash up of Ancient Japan and China, with: Kimonos, Ninjas, Samurais, Daimyos, Onis, Kamis, 4 Great Gods and the Celestial Bureaucracy. It also posses Cyborgs, Automatic weapons, laser beams and leg jets.
  • Animated Tattoo: Kyoto has one in the shape of a dragon.
    • Taken to its logical conclusion when she uses it to provide her with wings.
  • Ascended Meme: Bunny meets the Octobus
  • Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny: Bunny.
  • Becoming the Mask: Bunny says that she's been Bunny instead of herself for so long that she doesn't even remember her name, let alone how to be herself.
  • Berserk Button: Never, ever tell bunny to shut up. Or imply she is a pet. She doesn't like that. Not one bit.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: From the info page.

 Bunny: Hmm, actually you know, I'm talking about a comic in a comic that I am talking about, that must be breaking around 8 walls. Take That, Ferris Buellers Day Off!

 Bunny: You are fast.

Wolf: Yes, I am.

 Bunny: Where the heck am I, anyway?.

Kyoto: Hey! Clothes!

Bunny: Yes, they are... So where the heck...

Kyoto: PUT THEM ON.

 Bunny: No offense, by the way. You are really horrific and I would be totally freaked out by you if I wasn't running from a dragon

Random Passerby: What a polite girl.

  • Crippling Overspecialization: Bunny is extremely competent in combat and anything to do with Killing. Outside of it not so much.
    • She claims her skill set is "Anything involving sharp objects" after demonstrating skill at sewing.
  • Cyborg: Wolf. Also, the unnamed Bounty Hunter.
  • Deadly Dodging: Bunny uses this to kill some mooks, then uses it against Wolf to drop a building on his head.
  • Determinator: Wolf
  • Deadpan Snarker: All the characters in the series but Bunny seems to had it coded in her DNA.

 Dragon: Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you but...

Bunny: Well you are not doing a very good job at that.

 Kyoto: I'm sorry, I can't let you leave

Bunny: OK.

 Bunny: Calculate this out. Can God make a rock so big he can't move it?

 Wolf: YES.

Bunny: ... Really?

    • Also:

 Bunny: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 Wolf: 3079 pounds of wood per year.

    • Once more:

 Bunny: This statement is false. What do you think of that?

 Wolf: It's stupid.

 Bunny: You are not nice, Mister.

Ninja Mook: Maybe I am. What are you --

 Bunny: So what? You got no more guns. You're completely helpless.

[She was wrong.]

 Bunny: Yeah, you sound like my ex. "All I want to do is talk" and then the bondage gear comes out.

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