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  • This:

 "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Billy: ...okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine...

  • Billy's reaction to "The Puppy Who Lost His Way".

 Billy (after Ms. Lippy finishes the story): Whoa whoa whoa, Ms. Lippy. The only part of the story I didn't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after only an hour. He didn't put up posters or anything. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's got to think; you've got a pet. You've got a responsibility. When your puppy is lost, you don't just look for an hour and then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Ms. Lippy (dumbstruck): I... think it's time to play dodgeball.

    • All while the kids are sleeping.
  • The cursive writing scene. Billy writes a couple of words and thinks he's pretty hot shit compared to the (other) kids in his class, but then he is tasked in writing a words with "z"s in it. His suffering as he attempts to improvize/recollect what a z looks like in cursive looks pretty real.

 Billy: That's not fair; Rizzuto isn't a word, he's a baseball player! You're cheating!

    • And then:

 Billy: <sulking> I hate cursive and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school, NEVER!! <runs>

  • From the Deleted Scenes: "I'm Horny!"
  • The ending where everyone, even the periphery characters like the disgusting lunch lady, the bus driver, and the not so imaginary penguin all start kissing each other.
  • The dodgeball scene.

 Billy: Now you're all in really big trouble.

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