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A cut-and-paste web-comic by Scott Meyer, which offers, well, basic instructions on modern living. And how to deal with moon invaders. Features cartoon/traced versions of Meyer, his wife, his boss, his friends and co-workers, random annoying strangers, moon invaders...

Falls somewhere between being a Slice of Life and Life Embellished comic. Strips appear frequently on Cracked.

Contains (mostly one-shot) examples of the following:

 Scott: Poor Jenkins. Everyone he talks to is always angry.

Smitty: That's Jenkins' curse. He only deals with people who are, at that moment, dealing with Jenkins.

 Scott: You shouldn't write a book for the title.

Mullet Boss: I'm not. I'm writing it for the money.

Scott: Oh. That's okay then.

 Scott: I got sucked into a vortex this morning.

Rick: What'd it look like?

Scott: Like something only a skilled artist could draw.

Rick: It's a shame I'll never see one.

 Scott: To the person who told me the story in panel one: I have not told anyone your name, nor have I drawn any likeness of you. You can never sue me, or even act offended without identifying yourself. I win.

Rick: In the most cowardly way possible.

 Scott: I'm sorry, what was that?

Mullet Boss: My bag.

Scott: Yes.

Mullet Boss: Wags.

Scott: Uh, okay.


Scott: I still don't know what you're talking about, but I'm begging you to stop explaining.

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