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"The following story is a big fat lie. No names have been changed to protect anybody!"—The intro of the Woody Woodpecker cartoon "Under The Counter-Spy"
"Hey there, boys and girls! This here's a true story we just made up."
Stinky Wizzleteats, The Ren and Stimpy Show, "Son of Stimpy"
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