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The cast of the webcomic Axe Cop.



Good Guys

Axe Cop (Axey Smartist)

Flute Cop (Flutey Smartist)

  • Butt Monkey: He never stops transforming. Although many of these forms make him even more powerful, he never gets to use his true form, even when he tries. Even Axe Cop has stated that his best friend is Sockarang and not Flute Cop, who has been his sidekick since the first comic.
  • Cool Shades
  • Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Unlike Axe Cop, who actually has a real name, it seems that his name actually is Flute Cop.
    • This seems to have been a mistake in the early comic, as later on in "Ask Flute Cop" we more logically see his name given as Flutey Smartist.
  • Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: After becoming Dinosaur Soldier, and later as Dragtrighostacops Rex.
  • I Have Many Names: Due to his many transformations. The same character has gone by the names Flute Cop, Dinosaur Soldier, Avocado Soldier, Uni-Avocado Soldier, Ghost Cop, Drag-Tri-Ghostacops Rex, Viking Cop, Bear Cop, Zombie Bear Cop, President Zombie Bear Cop, Rat Cop...
  • The Lancer
  • Luke, I Am Your Father: He's Axe Cop's brother, but they forgot after backing into each other.
  • Minored in Asskicking: His minor was in Criminal Justice. His major was in flute class. However, it appears that flute classes in the Axe Cop world involve learning how to fight with flutes.
  • Musical Assassin: While we've never seen him use his Flute Cop form in battle, his fighting style evidently involves him distracting people by blowing into his flute.
  • Our Presidents Are Different: He became President of the United States by eating President Towzerd's brain. (He was a zombie bear at the time.)
  • Shapeshifter Default Form: Interestingly, in between storylines he seems to revert by unspecified means to a default form...but that form is Dinosaur Soldier, not his original form of Flute Cop.
  • Sleeves Are for Wimps: Dinosaur Soldier.
  • Truly Single Parent: He has a baby named Wexey that he wished for with his unicorn powers.
  • Unicorn: As Uni-Avocado Soldier.

Sockarang

Baby Man

the Wrestler

Ralph Wrinkles

Wexter

Uni-Man

Leaf Man

The Best Fairy Ever

The Moon Warriors (Vampire Wolfer and Fire Slicer)

Lobster Man (Koko Mia)

Bat Warthog Man

Wolver Man

Grey Diamond

Grey Stone

Army Chihuahua

Chemist M

Liborg

  • Cyborg
  • Nineties Anti-Hero: His design is based on the art of Rob Liefeld.
  • Portmanteau: His name is one of 'lion' and 'cyborg'.
  • Was Once a Man: The result of Grey Diamond combining the remains of his deceased friend Sergeant G (actually Sergeant T, but Grey Diamond didn't know that) with parts from a lion, a cheetah, and a robot suit.

Fwinky Dog


Bad Guys

Telescope Gun Cop

King Evilfatsozon

Dr. Stinky Head

Vampire Man Baby Kid

Dr. Doo Doo

The King of All Bad Guys

Chicken Head

Iggy and Willy


Axe Cop Presents

Jack and John

The Secret Agent Brothers

Print-only Characters

Characters that have only appeared in Bad Guy Earth and other print-only comics. Because these are self-contained stories, spoilers will not be marked.

The Psychic Brothers (Psychic Boss and Psychic Helper)

The Evil Magician Woman Riding A Gorilla Riding A Lion

President Towzerd

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