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8-Bit Theater

Thief: We start a nice friendly conversation. Then, bam, the mugging.

Black Mage: And then the urinating.

Thief: ...

Black Mage: What? I gotta go!

Thief: And what, do you need a victim?

Black Mage: It just feels like I'm wasting my time if someone isn't hurt.

Black Mage: First I will murder him and then I will kill him.

Black Mage: Then? Then I will go to work on him.


 Black Mage: I'm so mad I could...

Black Mage: Could... Could...

Black Mage: Tinkle!

Black Mage: Excuse me.

Thief: What's worse? That he urinates when he is angry or he calls it tinkle?

Red Mage: With Black Mage, it's really a menagerie of horror. I can't keep track of more.

 Black Mage: Die, Ants, Die!

Thief: Is he...

Red Mage: He likes to have victims.

Thief: It must take a tremendous amount of energy to be that unnecessarily creepy.

Black Mage: I killed things. I feel better.

Thief: Big deal, they were bugs.

Black Mage: Putting them on your level, yes.

Red Mage: Just promise to murder me with your pants on.

Black Mage: I promise nothing.

Shut. Up.

Ahahahah! Gut you myself.
Black Mage (seeing a pattern here?), Eight Bit Theater

Just open the DSM-IV at a random page and you're likely to find on it some disorder that Curtis has.
Heeeere's Johnny!
Jack Torrance, The Shining (1980 movie)
RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
Doomguy, Doom

Bats in the belfry (hoo-ha!)

Rotten on the vine! (ha-ha-ha)

Can't keep my eyes closed (hoo-ha!)

Sunny all the time!

Put your hands where I can see 'em boy

Keep 'em up high!

This place~

Has gone~

Crazy~
That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia
Rhyme: They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?
"Who the HELL... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal -- five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down."
Hooch is crazy!
"KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!"
Kharn the Betrayer, swell guy, Warhammer 40000
Nemo: [firing an automatic harpoon gun into a crowd] Come Forward! Come Forward, men of England! Tell the gods that Nemo sent you!
"If you go and kill the ugly little girl right now, won't the steadholder object? And then you'd have to kill him as well. And anyone else upstairs. And all these people here... Why shouldn't we do this again?"

He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin'

He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin'

He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin'

He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat!

Sounds like death...danger! It sounds bad! Danger, danger! What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get exciiiiting...Yes! Yesyesyesyes! YES YES YES YES YES!!
You were sisters. You attended our wedding. What would prompt you to kill her?
Rajah, on Aerona

Why do lovers park down deserted lanes

Near haunted houses or homes for the insane

Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed

Later escaped when he chopped off their heads

Why do axe murderers only attack

When you're partially nude

Or you're taking a bath

Though there are times I feel softer then most

Some days like yogurt

And some days like toast

Sorority girls and fraternity boys

Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled

So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead

Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now I feel so exposed

Might you impale me or turn into those

Creatures over in my mind

Forget about the last five years

Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house

An old women on the porch with three dogs

One of them blind

Who knows what will happen

Or what blind dogs see

And I wish there was some place

I really wanted to be

I'm crossing over
Axe Murdered, Camper Van Beethoven
I am the Night Rider. I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller!
The Night Rider, Mad Max

Hyde: Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?

Benjamin: Not personally...I have people.

Hyde: You're missing out. It's like sex, only there's a winner.

So, I quite like PORN photography

And books on GUNS history

And I'd like to be a POLITICIAN vet

And I feel as I get older,

I'm more in control of my violent tendencies

And when I die KIIIIIIIIIILL

I'll have no regrets
Tim Minchin, Angry (Feet)

Agent Norman Jayden: Blake, you are an unbalanced, psychopathic asshole!

Lt. Carter Blake: I'll take that as a compliment.
I'm not a killer who kills without reason. It's because I have a reason that I kill. Because I'm busy, I'll kill you. I don't have time to deal with you, so I'll kill you. I don't want to stand in your way, so I'll kill you. Because I hate fighting, I'll kill you. I don't want Kurokami-san as part of the 13 party, so I'll kill you. Because the weather is good today, I'll kill you. Because today's food was good, I'll kill you. Because I had a good dream last night, I'll kill you. Because the first showing of a movie I was looking forward to is close, I'll kill you. Because my phone's batteries are almost out of power, I'll kill you. And for no reason whatsoever, I'll kill you.
—Munakata Kei, Medaka Box
Pierre Le Fou HI! and Ladies and Gentlemen!.
—Cowboy Bebop "Pierre Le Fou"
    • That evil laugh is so perfectly unique, it deserves to be mentioned too.
Boooored now. I never thought I'd be able to grow tired of tormenting two effeminate Germans, but I suppose I can surprise even myself!
Warbeak KILLEE!!!
Warbeak, Redwall
Pop quiz: Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, no matter how many I kill, it's all the same. They're all going to pay, yeah, with their fucking lives.
Bad Girl, No More Heroes
He wasn't a mad dog killer who was going to waste the first person he saw, in spite of what the papers had said. Small shit was the worst he had ever gotten into before meeting Poke.
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