Dean Wormer's desire to see Delta House kicked off campus forever:
Dean Wormer: I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. (dramatic pause) Every spring, the toilets... explode.
Bluto, did you just chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?
When they accidentally kill the horse. "HOLY SHIT!"
With the following scene of Dean Wormer and the town's mayor matter-of-factly discussing the upcoming parade with the horse's legs sticking straight up on the opposite side of the room.
It was the only time this Troper's dad relented to let his very young and impressionable sons watch an R-rated movie at that age. Just this scene, though. Once the chainsaw revved up, we got kicked out of the living room. I love you, Dad.
"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer..."
I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone... Cue Guitar Smash.
During the Misfit Mobilization Moment when the Deltas are transforming Fred's car into the Death Tank, Bluto measures the front window's width and length carefully with a tape measure... before he picks up a hammer and starts smashing it in.