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You're bound to get a ton of these when the premise is young men trying to lose their virginity.

  • "Oh, Finch!! " "Oh, STIFLER'S MOM!! "
  • "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
  • "I am the Shermanator".
    • In the second film, he lands Nadia. BECAUSE he's a geek. Cue "WTF!?" stares from Stifler and Jessica.
  • Stifler earning some serious gay street cred in a dance-off in part 3.
  • Jim superglueing one hand to his penis and the other to a porno, and trying to leave his room through the window looking like that.
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