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  • "You buried your sorrow in some twenty year old's pussy!"
  • Ben's second meeting with Larry, produces this gem.

Ben:You murdered your entire family!
Larry: But I was never unfaithful.

  • I'm sorry but every time I hear the twins' reply to Addie about having bats I crack up.

"We got batssh."

  • Tate and Violet bonding over a mutual fondness for gay porn.
  • You want anything from the kitchen? Said by Hugo to Hayden...after she stabbed him.
  • The reaction of Travis to being murdered

Travis: I'm really not gonna be famous.

  • Hayden asking Travis if she can get a hug before stabbing him to death is reminiscient enough of Melvin to be funny.
      • And just later, the ghost of Hayden lamenting being stuck with Travis' dead body, the ghost Travis appearing to lament that he's never going to be famous, the ghost of the Black Dahlia appearing to suggest that may not be the case, and the ghost of the surgeon appearing to offer to help. It's just this hilarious thing of the ghosts each showing up in turn to offer their input like some surreal brainstorming session.
    • Hayden is the master of this. It is revealed that Hayden sometimes has sex with Constance's ex-husband, Hugo, and then fake murders him in order to take out her revenge fantasies on him. He however, being a ghost, bleeds, but then snaps right back seemingly without pain and goes to the kitchen to eat something. Its funny just to watch him getting up, like nothing happened.
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