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Oh my god, Stan has no friends and he doesn't even realize it. He's like America: The Guy!
—Roger
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For the second time my life has been saved by hip hop. But that's another story.
—Stan Smith, Finances With Wolves
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Stan:: Francine, we can’t do this in the house of the Lord. This is wrong. —"Rapture's Delight"
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"Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!"
—Stan Smith, Homeland Insecurity
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"...And, just like that I'm gay."
—Klaus, after seeing a disturbing shot of a lady
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Michelle: Actually, you get smaller and cuter every time you win a case. —Stan, getting a trial in heaven.
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Stan: That man just rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have any idea how that feels? |
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"Some say that was the end of Klaus' story. Some say it was just the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle."
—A Narrator, after Klaus enters a castle in a hotel fish tank.
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