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An old woman dies and gifts her grandchildren with talents. To her oldest grandchild she gives the gift of dance, her grandson, the gift of music and to Nancy, the one that resembles her the most, she gives the gift of magic.
The story takes place following the divorce of Nancy's parents. In the past her family had moved around all over the world, which gave her a great love of geography, and at the beginning of the novel they settle down in her mother's old hometown in Florida. Nancy, upset at her parents' divorce, begins to develop her Psychic Powers and has to come to terms with what that also entails.
Despite the somewhat similar premise, this was actually written a few years before Carrie and is much less action-packed and violent.
- Brilliant but Lazy: Brendon, to Nancy's irritation.
- Determinator: Kirby is hellbent on becoming a dancer.
- Double Standard: Nancy believes that her sister is "badly adjusted" because she would rather pursue her dream of becoming a dancer than chase boys and live at home. After this, she accuses her brother of wasting his talent by not taking his musical ability seriously.
- Fair for Its Day
- For Your Own Good: Supposedly the reason Nancy (maybe) uses her powers to push her sister down the stairs and break her foot.
- Functional Magic: The gift of magic in this book is essentially ESP with a few atypical features, like the ability to communicate with people living in the past, and the potential to give other people talents and magical powers.
- Hard Work Hardly Works: Justified. All of the siblings are given "gifts" in a particular area, so they're enormously talented in their respective skills and don't need to work very hard to achieve a high level of proficiency.
- Have a Gay Old Time: Nancy's sister is named Kirby.
- Healing Hands: After breaking her sister's foot, Nancy feels guilty and (maybe) uses her powers to help heal it.
- Hypocritical Humour: Derived mostly from the double standards in this book.
- I Wished You Were Dead: Nancy wishes her sister would stay home and not go to dance school, and her sister falls down the stairs and breaks her foot.
- Mental Time Travel
- Mundane Utility: Infuriatingly, all Nancy tends to do with her powers is household chores and to occasionally meddle with other people's lives
- Nancy Fails Statistics Forever: In one chapter Nancy is given a standard test to measure psychic ability. She is asked to pick, without looking, all the white cards out of a deck of cards filled with an equal amount of black and white cards. Because she wishes to hide her ability, she picks all the black cards so that she would get all the "wrong" answers and fail the test. The examiner sees right through Nancy's ploy because there is an equal probability of picking only white or only black cards and explains that if she really wanted to screw up the test, she should have picked a roughly equal amount of black and white cards at random.
- Politically Incorrect Hero
- Psychic Powers
- Shout-Out: At the end of the Where Are They Now? Epilogue, it's mentioned that Nancy's mother had one more daughter named Lois, who had the gift of storytelling.
- Stalking Is Love
- Superpower Lottery: Of the gifts given to the grandchildren, Kirby gets to be a talented dancer, Brendon a gifted musician and Lois a writer, but Nancy gets freaking magic powers. Arguably Lois got the best deal because Nancy and Brendon squandered their abilities and Kirby's talent would be of no use to her by the time she gets to her mid-forties, except maybe as a teacher. Louis, however, is frequently using her power past the age most people would have retired, and she's gotten several movie deals out of it.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Subverted. Kirby is the Tomboy. She's more athletic and driven than her sister, Nancy (the Girly Girl). She shuns the idea of chasing after boys, making friends with the catty locals and staying at home as a housewife, but instead of excelling at sports, she's a talented dancer.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Nancy, despite being the heroine and being described as such, is not a nice person. She (maybe) knocks her sister down the stairs to prevent her from attending dance school and "ruining her life". Although it's subconscious and she does feel bad after, it's still shocking as hell. In addition to this, Nancy tries to use her Psychic Powers to run her mother's life and get her parents back together.
- Where Are They Now? Epilogue: After a Time Skip, it's revealed that Brendon only uses his musical talent for playing at parties, Kirby ends up becoming a famous dancer, their mother has another daughter named Lois (who is implied to be the author), and Nancy hardly ever uses her magic for anything but spying on her children.